I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
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I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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