Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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