at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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