I'm lost and stupid without you.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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