With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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