your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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