Farmville is her only friend.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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