i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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