as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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