Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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