Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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