actually, I'm a sock model
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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