I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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