The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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