i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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