Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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