either way he was missing a nipple.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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