im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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