if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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