You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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