So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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