to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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