1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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