You made me cry and you don't even care
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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