Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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