Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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