can u get pink eye on your cock?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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