Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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