Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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