we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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