She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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