i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
God I need to hump something, right now.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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