Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just cropdusted the office
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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