I just saw a hot homeless man
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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