Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
no more duck duck goose at the bar
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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