my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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