OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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