your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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