Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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