This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Randomize