a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
We need to rekindle our bromance
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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