Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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