Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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