I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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