Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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