'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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