I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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