I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
handjob tips. give me some.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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