why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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