That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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