I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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